Teh Smarty Productions

The Machinimist - Clockwork

2012-02-13T18:04:00.000-08:00

Title card by Joanna Sabatino

Check it out on Blistered Thumbs

Updates and shit.

2012-02-06T13:12:00.000-08:00

Hey everybody,

Been a long time since I wrote something like this. so I might as well give it the old try.

The Machinimist -

I know that there has not been an episode as of late. That's not because of the fact that ive been UBER Busy with school/work. I have the next episode

written, and plan to shoot it hopefully tommorow/wednesday. As of now im currently in the process of writing the 1 year anniversary video for the machinimist's affiliation with channel awesome. This is going to be a long one guys so just bear with me here!

Sorry. I had to pull a Dominic fear reference.... But yea this anniversary special is going to be amazing if all goes well. What am i going to be reviewing? You'll find out soon but all I can say is this... My opinions are going to cause anger...

Tehsmarty's Horror Corner -

Next episode is going to be Nightmare House 2 - Part 1. I recorded so much of it that I've decided to split it up into several parts. Im editing it currently so at the moment Im looking to get this out by tommorow if anything.

Saturday Night Gaming Sessions -

Believe it or not, this is an ongoing series. Mount and Blade, Left 4 Dead 2, see the pattern? But yea, we recorded some halo 3 customs. Im hoping to get this done soon but chilled hasnt given me the audio. Still waiting chilled.... Anyway, the next video im doing is revolving around a game called "The Ship".

Thats all I really need to talk about. so yea. not sure how to close this off....

Tehsmarty's Horror Corner: The House 2

2012-01-18T14:57:00.001-08:00

The Machinimist - Smarty's Top 5 Machinima Music Videos

2012-01-08T16:34:00.000-08:00

Let me know what you guys think of the audio. Im going to be experimenting with it for the next few episodes till i can get a solution down.

Title card by Joanna Sabatino

Check it out on Blistered Thumbs!

A Channel Awesome Holiday Special

2011-12-23T22:01:00.000-08:00

Over 20 Channel Awesome Producers give their season's greetings! Apologies from myself for the few fuck-ups on my end. Oh well, everyone trips over their own words. Have a happy holidays folks!

Check it out on TGWTG!

Tehsmarty's Horror Corner: Juon: The Grudge

2011-12-20T23:56:00.001-08:00

The Machinimist - Retrograde

2011-12-05T06:49:00.000-08:00

Watch it on Blistered Thumbs

Title Card by Ven Gethenian

Call of Duty and Battlefield: Why the Hate?

2011-10-29T03:31:00.000-07:00

I made this video for machinima respawn because I was fed up with the amount of hate that Modern Warfare 3 was getting from fans calling Battlefield 3 "The COD Killer" Its pointless to actually compare the two, because they are 2 entirely different types of First Person Shooter. Watch this video to see what i mean.

Vlog 10-17-11: New York Comic Con

2011-10-17T05:46:00.000-07:00

The Machinimist - Apocalypsis Ex Machina

2011-10-09T14:54:00.000-07:00

Title Card By: Patrick Rodriguez

Now on blisteredthumbs.net

The Machinimist - Red Faction: Armageddon: The Machinima Series

2011-09-19T23:10:00.000-07:00

Title Card by: Patrick RodriguezVisual Effects by: Joshua WeissmanCheck out the Episode on Blisteredthumbs.net

Random Odds - Inteview with Smarty

2011-09-15T09:21:00.000-07:00

So the other day I was interviewed by the folks over at TRE Productions. I was their longest interview so far! woot!

Music Freak - Kidz Bop

2011-09-13T14:50:00.000-07:00

The Monthly Machinima Showcase - Episode 1 (August 2011)

2011-08-31T14:12:00.000-07:00

Title Card by Stray

Watch the episode on Blistered Thumbs

A Bloke Tries - American Snacks

2011-08-27T12:59:00.000-07:00

Yanks Try - British Snacks

2011-08-26T14:25:00.000-07:00

Thanks again mark!

The Machinimist - Doctor Who: The Machinima Series

2011-08-12T17:29:00.000-07:00

Title Card by Patrick Rodriguez

Check it out on Blistered Thumbs

Music Freak - Mindless Self Indulgence

2011-07-26T21:09:00.001-07:00

I will admit I love this band too... Anyway, check out Tony's awesome new episode!

myheadhurtsproduction.com

The Machinimist - Smarty's Top 5 Favorite Classic Red vs Blue Moments

2011-07-16T20:52:00.000-07:00

While Lil 'Thulhu is away writing The Doctor Who Machinima Series review, Smarty sits down and brings up some of his favorite moments from the first 5 seasons of Red vs Blue.

Title Card by Patrick Rodriguez

Now on Blistered Thumbs!

Music Freak: 3Oh!3

2011-06-21T14:02:00.000-07:00

Check out his website here.

The Machinimist: Top 5 Minecraft Machinimas

2011-06-18T09:56:00.000-07:00

Title card by Patrick Rodriguez

Crafters of Genius Episode 1: "Mr. Creeper Appreciation Guy"

2011-06-05T11:07:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys,

I think its about time that I went back to square one, and made some actual machinima. This idea had been brewing in my head for quite some time now, and I felt like now I should put it into action. For those not aware, this is a parody out of the old "Real Men of Genius" bud light commercials. here is a link to one of them:

Original Bud Light Commercial

Youtube Link

Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed the video. I plan on making many more.

The Machinimist - Virtual Force: Episode 1

2011-05-25T09:29:00.000-07:00

Title card by Patrick Rodriguez

Jack Walters: Superhero - Episode 5

2011-05-25T08:21:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

So Episode 5 of JW:S Is finally out. Originally the episode was going to be much longer, however Josh and I made the decision to split it up and make it 2 separate episodes. I hope you guys enjoyed because this took a load of effort to work on. I want to take the time to thank everybody who helped out with the action scenes. You guys really pulled through on them, and it really shows.

Anyway here is the link to the episode, lemme know what you think.

Thanks!

The Machinimist - Terminator Salvation: The Machinima Series

2011-05-06T19:39:00.000-07:00

There is no salvation here...

Title Card by Patrick Rodriguez

The Machinimist: Top 5 Machinima Adaptations

2011-04-25T01:12:00.000-07:00

Title Card by Patrick Rodriguez

Commentary: The Top 5 WTF Moments in Machinima

2011-04-21T14:22:00.000-07:00

Since Smarty is still recovering from the dreaded Con-Flu, Enjoy this Commentary of his first video ever

10 Minutes of: Portal 2 Co-op

2011-04-19T11:26:00.000-07:00

Hey guys!

Demon Ninja and I have been playing the hell out of portal 2! We managed to get a load of footage for the latest episode of 10 Minutes of. So for episodes involving games with a linear story, Ive decided to do more of a "best of reel" sorta thing with the editing. Anyway here is the link to the episode!

Episode 5

Enjoy!

Future Projects (Epic Wall of Text)

2011-04-18T00:17:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, I just wanted to update all of you on a couple of things going on while I am here in the editing sanctuary:

1) Jack Walters Episode 5: I've mentioned that I have been looking for a release in late april. The thing is after realizing that this video is going to be fucking long as hell, Im gonna dedicate my time to editing this thing and getting it rendered around May at latest. But I can assure you guys that this episode is going to be awesome. Since Jack Walters isn't produced on a weekly basis and is really done at random, We were given a load of time to really nail down everything when it comes to the script. Just for you guys id actually like to share a piece of the script for you:

Chris

So, what’s your plan for today?

Jack

Sleep. Lots and lots of sleep. I haven’t slept since I got my power. And maybe if theirs time afterwards, I’m going to try and repair my relationship with Sabrina at some point. But, she’ll most likely just knife me.

Chris

Cool story, bro.

Jack

You?

Chris

Thought id go and-

(Malevolence appears on the TV.)

Malevolence

Greetings and salutations New Haven! I am the great Malevolence, and I am here at your little ‘news station’ reporting LIVE. That’s right,! Its going to be a storm filled forecast of death and destruction today!

But before I begin the GENOCIDE of your city, I do believe a change in power is needed. Today on my list of ‘evil doings’, I shall be attacking CITY, HALL! Your precious mayor is MINE! YOUR CITY IS MINE! FOR I AM MALEVOLENCE, AND ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AND TREMBLE IN THE DARKNESS I SPRED!

MWHAHAHAHAHA! SLEEP WELL, KIDDIES!

(Malevolence keeps staring into the camera, saying nothing. A short pause.)

Malevolence

So, the red light means it’s turned off… right?

Ray

Well, actually…

Malevolence

If you say it is still recording, I will find the nearest blunt object in the room, and SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR-

(The TV turns to static.)

Chris

Well, I thought I WAS going to go and be productive today, but I have a feeling I’m going to be on the COM with you as you deal with that.

Jack

… God damn it. I’m taking a nap.

Chris

Are you serious!?

(Jack walks away.)

Jack

15 minutes.

Chris

The mayor might be dead in 15 minutes!

Jack

He’s old. Old people do that.

Josh has done a fantastic job with the writing on this episode and I hope he and I can bring you guys a fantastic 5 more episodes.

2) The Machinimist: I'm actually scripting a few of episodes of the show at the moment to set things up. So far I've completed the script for "The Top 5 Machinima Adaptations" and the opening to "Terminator Salvation: The Machinima Series". I'm hoping to complete that so when i'm not as sick and able to be in front of the camera. Should be within the next week or so.

3) M.R.A.D.M: This is where i'm gonna get a load of flak. I'm planning to do a series of vlogs in the month of may called "Movie Review a Day in May" where Im going to watch a movie every day, and vlog about said movie. The first one is going to be the hit anime flick known as "Akira".

4) 10 Minutes of: Episode 3 and 4 have been uploaded. I'm waiting till this con-flu thing starts to leave my system... But I plan on doing a couple of legitimate console games when i get the chance. However, for the next 10 Minutes of episode i'm gonna playing Portal 2. however im going to be doing something different since the game is more story based. Think of it as a new format sorta thing, but I'm gonna be using some jump cuts in this episode.

So guys, thats it for my long ass update. If you have gotten this far in the article, you deserve a cookie. No stream this week as I am very sick. Anyway ill talk to you guys later!

Thanks,

Smarty

Vlog 4-17-2011 Vlog of Sickness!

2011-04-16T23:19:00.000-07:00

I've been stricken with the Con Flu!

Cow + Minecart = LOL

2011-04-08T12:33:00.001-07:00

Watch live video from TSP Live on Justin.tv

The Machinimist : Ataraxia

2011-04-03T13:33:00.000-07:00

Title card by Patrick Rodriguez

The Machinimist: Final Moments

2011-03-17T16:10:00.000-07:00

Jon Graham capturing video game footage with a camcorder!? THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Title card by Patrick Rodriguez

Check it out on Blistered Thumbs!

The Machinimist's Guide to Making Machinima Episode 5: The Shooting and Editing Process

2011-03-06T02:06:00.000-08:00

Title card created by Patrick Rodriguez: http://pyrotech07.deviantart.com/

Watch this episode on youtube for a special announcement!

Minecraft Shorts Episode 2 - House of Sponges

2011-03-04T14:44:00.000-08:00

10 Minutes of: Pacman Championship Edition DX

2011-03-02T02:38:00.000-08:00

Welcome to a brand new Live commentary show called "10 minutes of" by tehsmarty. In the first episode, Smarty plays the Xbox Live Arcade game: Pacman Championship Edition DX.
This show is going to replace my lets plays from now on. Sorry guys, but they really weren't working out :[

The Machinimist's Guide to Making Machinima Episode 4: ACTING!

2011-02-09T22:11:00.000-08:00

Special thanks to Stephanie Gooch and Anthony Ragusa for their cameos

Minecraft Shorts Episode 1 - The Lonely Creeper

2011-01-31T22:09:00.000-08:00

Welcome to this brand new series in minecraft which will consist of random moments that I find funny. Lemme know what you guys think!

Thanks.

Jack Walters: Superhero Episode 4 bloopers

2011-01-19T01:50:00.001-08:00

Jack Walters: Superhero Episode 4

2011-01-09T20:08:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,

Just letting you know Episode 4 is now available to the viewing public. Here is the link. Major props go out to josh for his super awesome writing skills on this episode. I couldn't have done this alone.

Subscribe to him nao! Also major props to all of you who helped me out with the production of this video.

Thanks.

The Machinimist's Guide to Making Machinima - Episode 3: Scripting, Scripting, Scripting

2011-01-07T16:35:00.000-08:00

Title Card by Patrick Rodriguez: http://pyrotech07.deviantart.com/

Warriors of Reach podcast

2011-01-05T20:30:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,

So I was emailed a podcast where "Jack Walters: Superhero" got a review on the warriors of reach podcast. I wanna thank the guys for taking the time to watch the show. Anyway, I just wanted to give them a quick plug. Go check em' out at http://warriorsofreach.podbean.com/ Episode 4 is almost done, and will be uploaded soon.

kthxbai!

My Steam Game Library

2011-01-04T11:33:00.000-08:00

For those who are curious, This is what I have on steam at this moment. Sadly Call of Duty 4, Call of Cthulhu and Super Meat Boy are not working for me at this moment. If anybody has experienced problems with these games and can help in some way, feel free to lemme know.

Thanks.

12-26-10 Post Xmas Vlog

2010-12-26T13:59:00.000-08:00

The Machinimist's Guide to Making Machinima Episode 2: Choose Your Game!

2010-12-20T18:11:00.000-08:00

Title card by Patrick Rodriguez
http://pyrotech07.deviantart.com/
Music by starship amazing
http://www.starshipamazing.com/

Movie Rental Review: Splice

2010-12-11T19:33:00.001-08:00

The Machinimist's Guide to Making Machinima Episode 1: Hardware and Software

2010-12-06T16:50:00.000-08:00

In Memoriam

2010-11-28T21:29:00.001-08:00

1948–2010

Lord, don't call him Shirley...

Jack Walters: Superhero Episode 3

2010-11-25T20:07:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,

After about 5 weeks of editing hell, I've finally finished the episode. What I mean by "editing hell" is for some reason the captured files were not cooperating with vegas. So, i had to convert them and what not. Anyway here is a link to the episode. This will be the last episode of the series for a bit. I've got a load of things planned and I need some time off to schedule things.

Anyway enjoy!

The Machinimist - Soulja Boy Presents My Halo Episode 1

2010-11-12T15:05:00.000-08:00

Soulja Boy made a machinima... What else is he going to ruin!?

New LP Episodes

2010-11-07T23:40:00.000-08:00

Hey all,

Just wanted to let you know that episodes 8 & 9 of my lets play of Call of Cthulhu are available to view. Here are the links:

Episode 8

Episode 9

Enjoy!!

A Poll Concerning the Let's Plays

2010-10-30T08:01:00.000-07:00

This is really important guys. Voting is going to last for the next 2 weeks (11/13/10).

Thanks.

Well, well, well

2010-10-27T20:48:00.000-07:00

Looks like we found sir snizzle of the phish

The Machinimist Halloween Special - FEAST

2010-10-27T19:02:00.001-07:00

Vlog 10-27-10 Paranormal Activity 2

2010-10-26T23:47:00.000-07:00

More like "Paraboring Activity 2" Amirite?

Respawn Down ATM! Please hold your fucking horses

2010-10-17T00:45:00.000-07:00

Hey all,

Just letting you know that Machinima Respawn's Youtube Channel was shut down for the time being for some unknown reason. This basically means the call of cthulhu Let's play, as well as a few of my commentaries have been taken down. Hopefully the account will be open soon, Anthony and the respawn team are speaking with youtube about the whole thing. so as the title says: Please hold your fucking horses.

Thanks.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth: Let's Play Part 7

2010-10-13T21:05:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys,

The new episode of the Cthulhu LP went up. Hopefully you guys like.

Cthulhu Episode 7

Enjoy!

Jack Walters: Superhero Episode 2

2010-10-09T15:14:00.000-07:00

Hey all,

So Episode 2 is finally finished everyone. Here is the description:

Jack spills the beans about his new found powers to chris, thus causing the beginnings of their journey to save the city of new haven from crime and tyranny... Okay not tyranny but crime nonetheless.

Enjoy!

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth: Let's Play Part 6

2010-10-05T16:45:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the long wait guys. Here is the latest part of my Let's Play of call of cthulhu Personally one of my favorite sequences in the game so far. I hope you really enjoy the video. Jack walters Episode 2 should be out sometime very soon. I'll post a link to that when done.

Thanks.

In Memoriam

2010-09-30T18:33:00.000-07:00

1965 - 2010

The Machinimist - Arby n' the Chief: Endgame

2010-09-28T17:03:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder why there has been a shortage of machinimist episodes? Here is your answer...

Game Plans

2010-09-25T10:07:00.000-07:00

Hey Everybody,

So I've made the decision that in between major releases, the filler will be primarily focused on Let's Play's. I noticed the other day as I was recording footage for the next cthulhu episode that I was having so much fun with it as i was progressing through the game. So the horror lets plays are now going to be one of the primary video types I will be doing. Jack Walters: Episode 2 has been acted out, and just needs to be recorded, and edited together. I'll get back to you guys when more progress is done.

Thanks.

Semi-Coherent Update Video

2010-09-21T20:29:00.000-07:00

And you thought it was over...

2010-09-14T21:30:00.000-07:00

Expect the 2nd episode of Jack Walters sometime within the next few weeks!

New Halo Commentary

2010-09-14T17:55:00.000-07:00

Hey,

So machinima uploaded a commentary of mine today where i talk about how the halo franchise was nostalgic for me.

Youtube

Enjoy!

The Horror Game Vault: Episode 1 - "Alan Wake"

2010-09-11T00:46:00.000-07:00

This is just a pilot episode guys, please lemme know what you think. Constructive criticism is appreciated!

New Halo Reach Trailer!!!!!

2010-09-07T20:54:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD IT'S SO AMAZING!

Quick Update!

2010-09-05T14:17:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

Just wanted to update you guys on a few minor updates:

The next video that will be released is the negative review of "Arby n' the Chief: Endgame". I know, the fanboys are gonna kill me but hopefully you guys will enjoy the video either way.

Other than that, I've moved to a different streaming site. All of the future broadcasts I do will be on livestream.com from now on. which leads me to my next point! From now on, i will be doing a livestream broadcast weekly. most likely on mondays, but I cant guarantee it will be every Monday.

Also, before I end this update, there's something that I wanted to clear with you guys. Now, a lot of you guys were curious what I was going to do for reach. and I have to say right now, I have something planned. A promo will be out the day after reach is released.

Thanks for reading.

New Video: Sniper Plans

2010-09-01T13:27:00.000-07:00

Sup guys,

New MW2 machinima was just uploaded to machinima.com's youtube page. It's called Sniper Plans. this is probably gonna be the last machinima I make before reach comes out. I'm not quite sure, but if i can think of something, I'll go for it.

Youtube Link

Enjoy :3

New Commentary

2010-08-25T21:54:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys,

So my first MW2 Commentary was uploaded to machinima respawn. Here's the link

Enjoy!

Vlog 8-22-10 Steam Group, JTV, and Production

2010-08-22T00:03:00.001-07:00

Steam Group

TSP on JTV

Make Izzy Money!

New Computer: Get!

2010-08-17T14:48:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

That's right! I finally got enough cash to buy the computer. Tomorrow im gonna pick up the HD PVR, and then im off for a short vacation in Montauk.

Talk to ya later!

Help out sean!

2010-08-10T21:11:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

So i know i mentioned donations before but this time its important. My good buddy sean from TGWTG is in a bit of a bind right now. his internet is going to be shut down, and he's doing one final stream before he is shut down.

Link to Stream!

Please visit! Also if you would like to help him out, there is a donation button at the bottom of the screen!

Thanks.

Let's Play: Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of The Earth - Part 5

2010-08-03T13:17:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

So after quite some time of waiting, finally Part 5 of the Cthulu LP is up. So far this is one of my favorite parts to the lets play. after this I have a MW2 Commentary next, that will be the last thing for a while until i can get the remaining amount of cash for the computer (as of now that would be about $250). Anyway, enjoy the video.

About Donations

2010-08-02T20:27:00.000-07:00

Hey all,

So i think I should probably explain the sudden installation of the Support TSP section:

This is the part where i feel like a bit of a dick... Now everyone knows my issue with the computer and buying a new one. That isn't the point of the donations. there are a few reasons.

Reason 1: I'm hoping to bring Teh Smarty Productions to a whole new level. What i mean by this is that granted im doing things very semi-professional in a sense that im getting paid to do something I really have a passion for, however at this current time with this whole computer crap going on, I don't see myself earning a lot. I'm hoping to sort of do things professionally. Such as some new equipment/software for production.

Reason 2: I have a new show coming out for machinima.com where im highlighting great moments in horror video games. I have to write, shoot, capture, and edit 13 episodes for machinima.com ahead of time so they can possibly be released weekly. (that is just a guess what will happen, but it is probable) the games im looking to highlight are really expensive and im gonna need some help acquiring them.

I'm not forcing anyone to donate but overall, I would appreciate it if you guys could help support the site. No donation is too small! All contributions will be rewarded in any way possible.

Thanks.

P.S If anyone out there decides to donate from the wish list, send me an email and ill give you the info if it isn't presented already

Update 7 - 26 - 10

2010-07-25T22:59:00.000-07:00

Sup,

So, I think its time I let you guys in on some updates going on at teh smarty productions:

So, currently as some of you know im saving up for a computer, Specifically this one. currently I'm about 300 - 400 bucks away so, hopefully within the next few months, ill be back in action.

Bob and Phil Show on indefinite hiatus: I thought that I would never say that, but as of now i cant really do it anymore. Writing the Script for s2e03 has been absolutely dreadful, and getting everyone together to work is not possible at the moment. So, it looks like i may have to put bob and phil on hold for some time.

Jack Walters Episode 2: Script, voice recording, and audio editing has been complete for several months now. When I return with my new computer, that will be the first thing i work on A.S.A.P

The Machinimist Negative review: Still need to do some more work on the final script. But if you haven't figured it out, im gonna be doing a review of "Arby 'n' the Chief: Endgame".

IN OTHER NEWS:

My good friend Izzy Moon officially released a lady gaga parody song on iTunes called "Gank Their Face." In other words GO MAKE HER MONEY!!!!!!

Enjoy.

P.S. Ive been meaning to make a post about this for a while so i might as well. I don't usually accept donations but, if anybody really wants to, there's a PayPal donation button on the side bar.

Okay, seriously now I'm out.

Let's Play: Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of The Earth - Part 4

2010-07-13T12:45:00.000-07:00

Hey,

Here's part 4 of the lets play. Hope you guys enjoy. after part 5 you wont be seeing much from me for a while. (Still saving for the new computer)

Thanks.

1000 Subscribers!

2010-07-11T23:06:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys,

So, today I loaded up my youtube page and I realized, that I just passed the 1000 subscriber mark. That doesn't seem like a big deal to most of you guys on youtube, but to me its kind of awesome to know that over a thousand people like my videos. I wish I could make a video for you guys for this occasion, however since my computer is fucked I can't really do much. Anyway, just wanted to say thanks to everybody who subscribed and what not.

Stay tuned!

NEWS: Teh Smarty Productions Store Online!

2010-07-07T22:16:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

So I don't know why I never made one. but I've decided to open the TSP Store in case you guys were interested in buying any merchandise or what not. anyway I'll be updating the store regularly with new products and all.

Thanks.

Let's Play: Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of The Earth - Part 3

2010-07-06T17:39:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

After several issues, part 3 of my lets play just went up. Sorry if it seems so long, but i had some editing issues finding a good place to end on while playing. Here's the link to episode 3 of the show. I'm still saving up for that computer, so hopefully ill be able to get back on my feet when I buy it.

Thanks.

Everyone is Doing It (MW2 Commercial Parody)

2010-06-28T14:15:00.000-07:00

I know I stated i was going on hiatus, but here is one of the videos I had uploaded prior to the update. It's a parody me and my buddies shot one night of the banned Modern Warfare Commercial that was just brought back for the MW2 Resurgence Map pack.

Link

Oh also, one quick note:

the people who are commenting on this video primarily to make fun of my friend, Please do yourselves a favor and shut the fuck up. you guys are nothing but immature trolls who just wanna get a rise outta people. Now i don't step in when it comes to trolls making fun of me and what not, but when you make fun of my best friends, I need to step in. Be a mature person for once, if you have nothing nice to say, keep it to yourself.

That is all.

NEWS: Teh Smarty Productions Going on Hiatus

2010-06-24T21:04:00.000-07:00

That's right guys, for those who have been following my twitter, You may know that I've been having some computer problems. And it's been getting to the point now where I cant get any work done. So I have decided to put all videos on hiatus for the time being, and get a new computer to replace my current one. Now this doesn't mean that im done producing videos forever. At the moment I have about 5-6 videos in the machinima.com dropbox that will be released sometime in the future. Also if you haven't seen it, check out my recent video: "That Damn N00b" Anyway, I'd like to thank all of you who watch my videos and those who have subscribed to me as of recent. Its hard to believe you guys really like the work I've been doing. When I Purchase the new computer, Ill be sure to get right back to work.

Keep Watching!

New Short: "That Damn N00b"

2010-06-22T11:57:00.000-07:00

Getting your fifth prestige has never been so damn hard....

Link

Enjoy!

Machinima Live Episode 2: Daemon

2010-06-17T15:25:00.000-07:00

Episode 2

In this episode we chat with Daemon of Daemon Productions.

Visit http://www.youtube.com/CrownedDaemon to see all of his videos

Unsung Heroes of Machinima this Week:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBdqRcyhiPI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrP2hzVabmM

http://www.youtube.com/user/SpearheadWarrior

http://www.youtube.com/user/Quix0tica

If you have any questions, comments or suggestions, Send all inquiries to: machinima_live@yahoo.com

The Machinimist: Halo Machinima

2010-06-13T10:08:00.000-07:00

Machinima Spotlight links:

Halo Bebop

HMV Hell

The Mombasa Massacre

Halo Kitty Cat Dance

Innocent Minds

Enjoy!

Machinima Live Episode 1

2010-06-12T11:24:00.000-07:00

Well, Not so live but still its a podcast surrounding machinima.com's directors. Starring Drift0r, Izzy Moon, and I. With special guests Tom Kitsune, Ze Royal Viking, and super special guest Chilled Chaos.

Episode 1

Enjoy!

Let's Play: Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth

2010-06-04T20:08:00.001-07:00

So, I've been wanting to do one of these for a long time. And I figured since im now a member of the machinima respawn directors program, I decided to do a lets play on my favorite game Call of Cthulu.

Part 1

Part 2

Enjoy!

Send in your questions!!!

2010-06-01T20:53:00.000-07:00

So, I've decided that im going to be doing a string of Q&A vlogs because I feel like I should interact more with you guys. So up above, there is a button where you can contact me. If you have any questions (Don't be afraid to ask me anything) send em over!

Thanks,

Sad Panda's Q&A Episode 4

2010-05-29T11:23:00.000-07:00

I had to post this because the work that Mat and Julien do for this series is AWESOME. Plus i have a very special cameo in this one that I think you guys will enjoy.

Thanks,

In Memoriam

2010-05-28T12:27:00.001-07:00

1968–2010

New Movie: A Serious Issue

2010-05-20T21:54:00.000-07:00

So, my other short video came out entitled "A Serious Issue". I really want to thank Michael "Skitch" Schiciano from Skitch Studios for helping me out with the concept. Anyway, here's the video:

A Serious Issue

Elites on a Spaceship

2010-05-19T16:39:00.000-07:00

So yea, here's the new short. Please do not whatsoever take this one seriously. I made this one night while I was bored. Here's the link:

Elites on a Spaceship

Enjoy!

New Short Uploaded

2010-05-09T22:07:00.000-07:00

Hey,

So today I put together a minute long short called "Elites on a Spaceship". It's nothing big, just a random short that i wanted to put together. Should be up in the next few days so stay tuned.

Thanks,

Update: 05 05 10

2010-05-04T22:19:00.000-07:00

Hey people,

Sorry I haven't updated the site lately. I've been absolutely busy playing the hell out of the Halo: Reach Multiplayer Beta. It's very fun, I highly recommend playing a round or two. Anyway the Point of this update is to let you guys know a few things that are going on as of late.

1) LET'S PLAY Condemned 2: Bloodshot - So for those who don't know this about me, I love all things horror. So for Machinima Respawn, I will be producing a several part Let's Play of Condemned 2.

2) Jack Walters: Superhero Episode 2 - Episode 2 of the new series is still in the writing stage. However, Josh and I have a huge laundry list of ideas that will be in future episodes.

3) Bob and Phil S2 Episode 3 - I'll be working on the script for the new episode right after I finish the new Jack Walters. That's all I can say for now on that topic.

4) The Machinimist - I've been brainstorming the last 2 episodes of the season. This next episode will be wrapping up the big 3 segment of the series, After that the last episode will be my first negative review. On what? Well... All i can say is fanboys of the video will most likely troll my website, and youtube page when the episode is released

I'll be updating as soon as I can so, Stay tuned.

Thanks,

tehsmarty.com 2.0 is live!

2010-04-27T07:06:00.000-07:00

Hey people,

So if you hadn't noticed my site has gone through a bit of changes. I gotta give props to Lhk97 for his hours of work on making the site as awesome as possible. To be honest, I have no coding capabilities whatsoever. anyway, hope you enjoy the new look of the site. I have many more videos planned for you guys, so stay tuned.

Please Excuse the look of the site.

2010-04-24T23:01:00.001-07:00

Going through a bit of construction atm.

Update by Lhk97: it seems that the template upgrade is finished, along with all the coding for it.

Jack Walters: Superhero - Episode 1

2010-04-23T13:51:00.000-07:00

Well, It's finally out and i must say, I'm kinda happy how the episode turned out. I'd like to thank all who did their part to bring this series to life. Especially QuackJAG for helping with most of the writing. Hope you guys enjoy:

Youtube Link

Thanks for watching.

Blistered, Inked and Awesome: A Channel Awesome Tribute

2010-04-21T16:06:00.000-07:00

So as some of you guys know, I am a part of the TGWTG/Channel Awesome wiki team. and since it was our 2 year anniversary, i was asked to take part.

Hope you guys enjoy the video. Personally im not happy with my take, but as long as you guys like it.

Thanks,
John

Update: 4-12-10

2010-04-12T20:21:00.000-07:00

So i felt like taking the time out to tell you how the Pilot episode of JW:S is coming along. So far we have most of it shot, I'm just having a bit of trouble with the final scene in the video. But QuackJAG has come to the rescue and helped me out with story boarding the last scene here's a sneak peek!

Its so beautiful...

Jack Walters: Superhero - Promo Released

2010-04-04T20:49:00.000-07:00

So, in the meantime of editing the first episode, i managed to release a small promo for the brand new series on machinima.com Here is the link.

Enjoy.